“Me When I Get Too Loose” Toulouse France Tote Bag

“Are you as afraid of wine-swilling land pirates as we are? Like, we’re not talking lovable Keith Richards-esque Jack Sparrow here. We’re talking pillage-your-town-and-stab-you-with-a-sword-just-for-kicks criminals, people! Damn you, Disney.

Anyways, make sure you have an escape route when the Scourge of the Occitanie (aka Bernard Werber) and his band of marauders unleash hell. I would personally suggest you raft down the Garrone since, you know, they are LAND pirates. They’ll never see it coming.

Grab a Toulouse France souvenir tote bag that will allow your torso plenty of movement as you flee.

See also, “Me When I Get Too Loose” Toulouse France Crop Top.

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“Me When I Get Too Loose” Toulouse France Tote Bag details:

• 100% spun polyester weather resistant fabric
• Bag 15″ x 15″ (38.1cm x 38.1cm)
• Capacity – 2.6 US gal (10l)
• Maximum weight limit – 11lbs (5kg)
• Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5cm)
• Made in America